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Posted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 7, 2022 | Editorials
I know that my vote in the Midterm Elections is absolutely pivotal. I never believed that before....
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 7, 2019 | Orson Reviews
If you work crossword puzzles, you get used to certain words that get used over and over because they combine well with the words that intersect with them. For instance, the word “ape.” Now, there’s nothing wrong with “ape” when you define it as “Chimp, e.g.” or “Orang or Gibbon.”
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 6, 2019 | Orson Reviews
Biopics — biographical movies — are devilishly hard to do well. Especially when everybody knows the subject of the movie.Then, if you really want to practically guarantee a botched job, you do a biopic of a singer. Then your lead actor not only has to nail the appearance and manner of the subject, he also has to singlike him. (Or you try to lip-sync the recordings you have of the real person, which always looks kind of awful.)
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 23, 2019 | Orson Reviews
Here’s why screenwriters should do whatever they can to work in television instead of movies.The movie Booksmartlooks like a great high school comedy. Filthy language, lots of sexual innuendo and teasing, probably, because that’s where things are going in that genre, especially when it’s about empowering women, but it’s still a movie that I plan to see.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Apr 26, 2019 | Orson Reviews
Since, judging from the hype, The Avengers: Endgame is not just the only new movie in the world this weekend, it may turn out to be the only movie ever made, I would like to mention that my wife and I went to see the sole movie that didn’t look awful (that we hadn’t already seen) and to our surprise, we both enjoyed Shazam inordinately.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Dec 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
As I watch the American Left become ever-more-savagely intolerant of the slightest deviance from the tenets of their irrational faith, it occurred to me: “Intolerant liberal” used to be an oxymoron. Now it’s just redundant.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 28, 2018 | Orson Reviews
I’m not all that optimistic about most of the new television series that are popping up from every possible provider. Even some of those that are touted as the best of the best leave me cold.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 16, 2018 | Featured Article, News, Orson Reviews
William Goldman died today (16 November 2018) at age 87. Writers die, just like any other mortals,...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 15, 2018 | Orson Reviews
I’m sad to see my 16-year run as a weekly columnist in the Rhino Times come to an end. I haven’t missed a week – though mostly because our fearless editors have been remarkably patient with my absolutely last-minute delivery in many weeks over the past 16 years. John Hammer, you created one of the best papers in America – as a free weekly, no less! – with a powerful and generally positive attitude and high-quality reporting. How did I get so lucky as to be part of it?
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 8, 2018 | Orson Reviews
I was never one of those kids who go crazy about dinosaurs. But since the California public schools in the 1950s were crazy about dinosaurs, we got taught about them and tested on them. So from those days on, I could identify a tyrannosaur and a brontosaur, triceratops and stegosaurus at a glance.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Nov 1, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
There are certain staples of fantasy writing that must certainly have been done to death by constant repetition, and dragons must certainly be among them. Yet just as you think dragon books have become too passé to be worth reading, something comes along to change your mind
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Oct 25, 2018 | Orson Reviews
So at the beginning of season 3 of the Michael Weatherly series Bull, a show that has steadily become both more and less believable (hard to pull off), there was a storyline that put an end to the life of an interesting and well-acted character, a computer expert named Cable McCrory, played by Annabelle Attanasio.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Oct 18, 2018 | Orson Reviews
In the blood feud between the Insane Far Left and the Lunatic Far Right, each of them a ridiculously small portion of the body politic, it’s easy to lose track of what is actually at stake in the current election.
As we watch Democrats encourage acts of violence and intimidation against Trump administration officials and continue to assert that Trump is impeachable because of fake evidence of collusion with Russia (a nation we are not at war with), it is easy to think that our choice this election is between Trump on one side and the Democrats on the other.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Oct 11, 2018 | Orson Reviews
I had good memories of the Streisand/Kristofferson A Star Is Born, and since my attitude toward Lady Gaga was somewhere between “appalled” and “disdainful,” the lineup on the new film seemed unpromising, when it was first...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Oct 4, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I’ve been writing this column in the Rhino Times since January of 2002, and I haven’t missed a week. In that time I’ve reviewed a lot of movies, old and new. But it came to me a few months ago that I wanted to compile a list of...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Sep 27, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
This week we saw a couple of new TV shows that seemed like old series rising from the dead. The promos for Manifest reminded us of nothing so much as Lost. We loved Lost during the first season, because of all the crazy stuff...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Sep 20, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Hurricane Florence mercifully weakened just before hitting land, but its slow pace and heavy rains caused awful damage to the coastal regions. The fact that Greensboro ended up getting only a glancing blow from the storm is a...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Sep 13, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
The worst time of year for sunlight dazzlement is winter. With the leaves off the trees, suddenly the early morning or late afternoon sun can blind you whenever you’re driving toward it. You all know what I mean. You’re stopped...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Sep 6, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I’ve been reading the Bell Elkins mysteries by Julia Keller. Set in West Virginia, and featuring Belfa Elkins, the county prosecutor, we get immersed in smalltown West Virginia culture
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Aug 30, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
The Carolina Cobras, in their first season in the National Arena League, romped to a victory on Monday night, defeating the Columbus (Georgia) Lions for the second time this month – this time in the league championship game....
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Aug 23, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I have it on good authority that people suffering from depression often design their own therapy around late-night random television watching. You just sit there in a chair or on a couch with a TV remote control in your hand,...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Aug 16, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
When my wife and I were both delighted by the performance of Lily James in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, we had no choice but to look her up, because I had no memory of seeing her before, in anything. But we did. One of my...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Aug 9, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I am not currently a fan of NFL football (I always have to ask on Superbowl day what teams are playing). But there was a time when I was. Or rather, I was a fan of the Chicago Bears during that glorious year when Mike Ditka...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Aug 2, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Stunts, of course – amazing ones, usually involving Tom Cruise suspended over deadly falls, getting shot at while running, driving or flying, leaping over abysses, almost getting caught at a moment of complete physical helplessness, and facing impossible choices with dire consequences no matter what he does.
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jul 19, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
In Parks and Recreation, we first met Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer, the soft-bodied free-loading doofus who for some reason had managed to acquire Ann Perkins (Rashida Jones) as his girlfriend. We had no trouble understanding why...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jul 12, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? is the story of the life and ministry of Fred Rogers, the creator and star of the long-running children’s show, Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. I’m not even going to mention the fact that I was always annoyed...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jul 5, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Where do people want to live when they retire? For many, the answer is: Right where I am. No...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 28, 2018 | Archives, Beep, Orson Reviews
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is an exciting adventure movie, with perilous monsters that are striking far closer to home than some distant island populated with tourists. Have we seen all these dinosaurs before? Of course we...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 28, 2018 | Archives, Yost Column
I was in my dentist’s office the other day getting my teeth cleaned (no cavities by the way!), and...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 21, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Last Tuesday night my wife and I decided to go to the movies. We had either seen or rejected every film playing except Tag. The premise of Tag is that a group of boys began an ongoing game of Tag in junior high, and it never...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 14, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
My wife and I allocate our in-the-theater movie events very carefully. If it doesn’t look good to both of us, then we don’t go together. Usually, we wait to catch it on cable. Ocean’s 8 looked good to us. We have a fondness...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Jun 7, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
If you liked the first Deadpool movie – and I did – you will like Deadpool II – and I did. If you hated the first one, then for heaven’s sake don’t go to the second, because everything you hated in the first movie is doubled...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 31, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
We were listening to The Blend on Sirius XM while driving home from Washington, DC, last week, and just as we were approaching our house, a song came on called “Insensitive.” I stayed in the car to hear it to the end. I had...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 24, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
A friend recently mentioned the book Earth Abides as something important in her life, and how she meant to reread it soon. I realized that while I’ve heard about the novel, which won the first International Fantasy Award in 1951...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 17, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I know, Americans hardly ever read poetry anymore, and they certainly don’t read narrative poetry – poetry that tells a story. But we listen to plenty of country music that tells a story, and in fact most pop music at least...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 10, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Once you get the premise of Amy Schumer’s I Feel Pretty, you pretty much know the whole movie: Renee Bennett (Schumer) is an ordinary-looking woman who thinks she looks kind of awful but still manages to be happy hanging out...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | May 3, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Let’s face it – in the aftermath of a tornado, not everybody can show up all at once to help. If too many people are trying to work on the cleanup, they can easily get in each other’s way – potentially causing as much damage as...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Apr 26, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
The most powerful reviews are not the ones you read. The reviews that lead us to action are the oral critiques spoken aloud by friends. I’m pretty impervious to written reviews, which is ironic, given that I hope people will...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Apr 19, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Here’s something that surprised me: I think the contestants in this season’s American Idol may be the best group assembled in any season. The voting part of the season is just starting, so if you start tuning in now, I think...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Apr 12, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
In a recent What’s New Now mailing from PC Magazine, editor Dan Costa made an interesting point. If, in the not-so-distant future, most cars are electric, it might have some unexpected consequences – because most electric car...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Apr 5, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
When we see them from a distance – as most of us do, most of the time – we really have no idea of what kind of person celebrities are. This actor might be wonderful and generous to work with; that one might be arrogant and...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Mar 29, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
If you’ve got a small, light e-reader, like the Kindle Oasis, then you know that there’s no convenient way to grip it if you aren’t sitting up, reading it as it rests on a table or on your lap. If you’re lying on your back in...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Mar 22, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
The Graham Norton Show on BBC America is the best talk show on American TV, in large part because the British understand what makes an interesting chat show. With the American format, one guest at a time has a one-on-one chat...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Mar 15, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Pronunciation of English words isn’t always easy. There really are solid rules about spelling, but those rules all have exceptions. And it doesn’t help that as spellings and grammar were getting locked down in the 1800s, the...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Mar 8, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Sunday night, and my wife was getting home from a trip to join with her parents in celebrating her mom’s 90th birthday. Our two daughters also flew from Seattle and Los Angeles to join her, and they had a great couple of days....
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Mar 1, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Part of the fun of making small contributions to a crowdfund on Kickstarter or IndieGoGo is that...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Feb 22, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Most of my life, the Oscars for short films were about as mysterious (and boring) as the Oscars for editing and cinematography, because I had no idea what they were. When it comes to film editing, now that I know what editors...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Feb 15, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
Oh, right. Yesterday was Valentine’s Day. My wife and I have never made that big a deal about Valentine’s. It’s a greeting card holiday, right? It’s not something real, like our anniversary. Or birthdays. Or Christmas. Right?...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Feb 8, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
I’ve known Rusty Humphries for more than a decade now, and I count him as one of my best friends. I suspect, however, that I am one of dozens, if not hundreds, who account him so, because Rusty has a way of earning friendship...
Read MorePosted by Orson Scott Card | Feb 1, 2018 | Archives, Orson Reviews
It’s weird how we can become so concerned about a social problem that we can come up with a new set of rules and then go way overboard in our enforcement – while nothing is actually accomplished in attacking the underlying...
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