Hello. I hope this message reaches the ears of Roy Carroll. John Hammer probably doesn’t call the shots. But I am assuring you, your decision to stop printing the Rhino on paper is a miscalculated mistake. You’ll lose a tremendous amount of dedicated readers. In my mind, that is not progress. Sincerely, Southern Guilford County. Thank you.
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It’s Friday the 16. And if you thought for two seconds that Hillary Clinton had good sense, you’ve got it timed about right. She actually said if the election in Georgia had been fair, that lady would already have won. Now, that’s the lady that run for president of the United States twice and got beat and used to be Secretary of State. I don’t know what she’s thinking about. I don’t know.
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So now we have Obama running around flapping his lips trying to take credit for Trump’s overwhelming success. It’s so pathetic and ludicrous, it’s laughable. Obama, you remind me of George Costanza in the classic Seinfeld episode where George is trying to take credit for the big salad except for one big difference. George actually did buy that big salad.
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Hello. I don’t know that this call will count for anything now. But to whom it may concern at the Rhino. When I picked up my copy today, as I have done for years, I was shocked to learn I had obtained my last Rhino in publication, or should I say on paper. I’m sure I’m one of many who feel they have been slapped in the face. You may be surprised at the number of people who don’t own a computer. I don’t. You had a good thing going. Now I’m not too sure. Highly disappointed in Southern Guilford County. Otis says hello and farewell.
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In my opinion the Democrats have no right to America. They have no right to the wonderful things that this country has to offer. The Democratic Party and its members, and its followers are against any moral Christian beliefs that the country was founded on. So, therefore, they have forfeited their rights to any of the good things and opportunity that this country has to offer. In my opinion, the deportation needs to start, and we need to start deporting the Democrats. They need to be deported to another country where they can start their unethical moralist lifestyle and their form of Socialist government that they so long for.
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Good morning Beep. I just have a question for the folks. How many of y’all have ever been investigated by the police department, the FBI, the IRS? I’d like to know how many of y’all found that sexy. Thank you.
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Hello. I’d like to comment about the illegal immigrants marching toward America. This has happened before, the Cuban Crisis. Castro freed all his criminals and psychopaths, and Jimmy Carter received them in Miami. Here we are with another crises: Guatemala and Honduras has emptied their prisons, their psychic wards, and they’re on the way to America. And guess who is going to be there to greet them? Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schuler, Obama, of course, and Hillary Clinton, among other Democrats. You see, they don’t care whether they kill your family, your children, your loved ones. They just want their vote. That is all the Democrats want. And, so, we have another crisis coming. How would you like to be living with a load of criminals and psychopaths beside you?
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I just wanted to say that while I can understand it, I think it’s a big mistake for the Rhino Times to stop their print edition and move solely to online news. Print is not dead contrary to popular opinion. And an awful lot of people who will otherwise never go online to search for the Rhino Times were confronted with it in their face every time they went to lunch, or dinner, or even breakfast on Fridays and Saturdays. And they picked up a copy. Maybe they weren’t thinking about it. But it was there. They saw the cover. They saw the headlines. They picked up a copy. They read it. They took it home. Somebody else read it. The idea that now they have to actively go to the Web to get to it means most of them simply won’t. I really hate to see it. I think the Rhino Times is relegating itself completely irrelevant now.
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I think that the Rhino Times moving to the Web only absolutely and totally sucks.
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Well, I see the Rhino is going digital like the rest of America, which kind of leaves people like my next-door neighbor, who is 70 and doesn’t have a computer, out in the cold. She’s been a faithful reader, and now she won’t be. So, nice going Rhino.
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You know what? Discovery Channel on Monday night at 10 o’clock has the Bowman Gray documentary/racing show on. And it’s very good. But the problem is Discovery needs to bump that thing up to like 8 o’clock at night. My kids stay up and watch that. By the time they’re done, it’s midnight before they get in bed.
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Hello. I’ve got two things that I’d like to say here. First, and foremost, is I’d like to tell Hillary Rodham Clinton to, please, shut her mouth. We’re sick of her. You know? And if she tries to run again, she’s only going to lose. And it’s going to make big mess of herself. She’s just going to embarrass herself. Nobody likes her. And I would just tell her, don’t waste her time or our time out there trying to be something that she’s not. Everybody knows she’s a big liar, and she’s got blood all over her hands from Benghazi and a bunch of other things. Also, too, I’d like to say this to the American Cancer Society. You have tried, and tried, and tried to put on so many different commercials. And you just never seem to get it right. You don’t never seem to say, thank you for your contribution to the American Cancer Society. It seems like y’all have a hard time saying thank you for contributing to the American Cancer Society.
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I was reading in the last Rhino Times the remarks Skip Alston made about it is fine that Barnes loyalists will resign or retire early. That’s the way it should be. It will be a way for Rogers to get more people in who align with his philosophy of law enforcement. That’s a real crappy thing for Skip to say. All of our hardworking officers out there putting their lives on the line that are mostly African Americans like Skip. You should be ashamed of yourself, Skip, for what you said. This is nothing but a racist vote. The African Americans are always crying that they are targeted and discriminated upon. So, they all voted for him thinking he’s going to be there for them and have their back. Let’s just see how Mr. Rogers does.
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Well, with the Republicans now winning in Florida, does that mean there was no voter fraud, or was it only voter fraud when the Democrats were ahead? Are they still going to investigate, or they not going to investigate? Was it fraud or not? Because Republicans won it, I assume there was no fraud. It was only when the Democrats were ahead that they were claiming voter fraud. You Trump supporters are idiots.
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Republicans, please, call you congressmen. We have got to make sure that we get voter ID implemented by the 2020 election. If not, you can kiss it all goodbye. The whole country can see how Democrats are stealing the elections. Somehow, mysteriously, fake ballots are being turned up. And, then, you have a liberal judge who agrees to let the ballots be counted. We have got to put a stop to this. Everybody with a voter ID card in their possession with their picture and Social Security number on it would put a stop to this. Right now, there are 10 or 12 elections hanging in the balance. The ones were Democrats are ahead, the Democrat lawyers are saying do not count the absentee ballots. The ones where the Republicans are ahead, the Democrat lawyers are saying count every vote, count the absentee ballots.
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Yes, by all means, let’s take the troops out of South Korea to protect us against nuclear weapons in North Korea. And, by all means, take them to the border of Mexico and to protect us against women and children, unarmed people. That makes a lot of sense. And Trump has control of the Senate, and the Congress, and the House, where the h*** is the wall? Why is he blaming the Democrats? People, think.
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Hello. This message is for DDT, president of the United States. I know I’m calling him DDT. His rights about anything do not supersede the rights of America. How he feels, or what he thinks. The Republican Public of America, a democracy, is always above him, whatever he thinks. Do not put yourself above Americans. Bite your tongue. Understand the situation. But, understand, your rights, your respect did not become before American citizens.
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Mr. Hammer. You have been misled. Your readers are not at the computer. They are at the breakfast and lunch tables. This is the
time when people have to stop and read a news paper. Since there are no other viable papers in the county, you were delivering
a most valuable entity. This Dick from Gibsonville saying I hate to see you go.