Hello, Beep. Quick and simple. Thank you, John, for doing what you do. Long live the Rhino. And for everyone responsible for its publication. Southern Guilford and Otis here. Have a good day. I hope the muse is staying amused.

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Diversity without integration equals balkanization.

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Just got my latest issue of the Rhino Times. Great job. Love your paper. It’s awesome. To all these people out here, you liberals, and you know who you are that are Trump haters and talk crud about us Trump supporters. Just be thankful for this, that you are calling into a conservative magazine, a publication, Sound of the Beep, that you can say what you want to say, and it gets printed. Just be thankful that you’re calling into a conservative magazine. Because let me tell you this. I work. I’m conservative. And if I were calling into a liberal newspaper like this, it would never be printed. They would never put it in there if I had anything bad to say about Clinton, or Maxine Waters, or any Democrat, it would never be printed.

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Yes, I’m calling about the sudoku. You used to have gray boxes and gray shadows in boxes. And you had to do it three ways instead of two. And I really miss those. Can you, please, bring them back? You can’t buy them in books or anywhere. So, thank you. I’m a loyal reader. Have been for years and years and years.

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So hilarious. Half of Trump’s Cabinet has either pled guilty or going to prison. The other half is working against him in the White House. The president of the United States wants the vice president to take a lie detector test and the rest of his Cabinet. And, then, he’s calling you people dumb Southerners, mentally retarded. How do you like the president now?

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Congratulations Orson Scott Card. You are the quote in the Tuesday News & Record. Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.

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Yes, just a couple of local issues I would like to comment on. First has to do with the airport. And it’s great that these new FedEx jobs are coming in. But, as you said in your article on your issue of August 30, there is already problems around the Cardinal because they are now using that new runway that was built for FedEx because of the work that’s being done on the north-south runway. So, it’s already created more noise for those of us around the Cardinal. Some of us met with the PTI board at their last board meeting, which was a week ago today. You know, they listened to what we had to say, but it’s not likely they’re going to take any action to do anything to make it better for us, the citizens and homeowners around the Cardinal.

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Propaganda. It has been around for thousands of years. It either helps or harms a cause. By today’s standards, it’s done nothing but destroy good faith in mankind. Like rabies on steroids. Southern Guilford here. It’s always good to keep shots up to date.

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You want to hear my impersonation of Barack Obama: me, me, me, me, me. I, I, I. Me. Me.

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Obama is out there saying that the economic boom that we’re in right now, the best in 15 years, is all because of him. You know, it’s his lead-from-behind strategy. Because he had to wait until he was out of office for eight years to try to effect any change in the economy. I mean, he couldn’t get above 2 percent. But he was going to do after he left office. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh, the man is certifiably delusional. And I think he always has been.

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Normally when I read the Rhino Times I read the Beep, have a good chuckle and give the paper to my girlfriend to use for the birdcage. I was reading the Sep. 6, 2018 issue and something caught my eye as I turned the page. I saw the words alternative facts and decided to read more. The segment I saw was quote, Todd and the mainstream media make fun of the idea, but there are alternative facts. Two people can read the same government report and walk away with completely different ideas about what it means, and they can both be right, close quote. If the facts are contained in the government report, they do not change. You and I read the report and come to different conclusions. So, there are alternative conclusions, but the facts are the same. The facts have not changed. I beg of you, please, make this clarification for your readers. Because they, obviously, believe everything they see in print in the Rhino Times. I can tell from reading the Beep. The term alternative facts is counterintuitive. Please, enlighten your readers. Thank you.

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Sounds like Serena and Barack need a little cheese with that whine they’re doing. It’s amazing. This country is just simply amazing.

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Imagine my surprise. Just read the Sep. 6 edition of the Rhino Times, page 36. Man attended the Smith-Southeast game and the Smith team didn’t come out of the locker room until after the national anthem. The whole football staff should be fired immediately if we had anybody that had any guts about them in the city. And they should be not allowed to play football for a minimum of five years. That is plum ridiculous, high school kids learning stuff like that and getting by with it. Thank you.

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Why is calling Kaepernick on a pedestal as some kind of civil rights guru? And people complain he’s being blackballed from the NFL because of his kneeling. No. He’s not being blackballed because of the kneeling. Let’s remember what he was doing before he became – started sitting on the bench and then kneeling. He was the third-string quarterback of the worst team in the league. He was in the last year of his contract. San Francisco was not interested in re-signing him. No other team was interested in him. Even Canada, Canadian Football League, wasn’t calling. His career was pretty much done.

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It doesn’t take much for the citizens of North Carolina to figure out the well-orchestrated efforts and painfully obvious collusion of Antifa, Roy Cooper, UNC Police Chief Chris Blue and UNC President Margaret Spellings to destroy the memorial to our Southern Christian ancestor, Silent Sam. However, every one of the aforementioned corrupt individuals forgot one major thing and that is this. We, the people, yes, the vast majority, 80 percent to 92 percent of North Carolina citizens, want our memorials to remain and for law enforcement to enforce the law and not stand down. So, we, the people, Mr. Cooper, have granted you your last term. Enjoy the remainder. We, the people, also say to disgraced Police Chief Chris Blue, you just blew an excellent opportunity to perform your sworn duty in law enforcement by actually enforcing the law. Well, imagine that. The job description is in the job title.

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Why is Kathy Manning running under perhaps her maiden name for political office rather than her married name, which is a Kaplan? Is she afraid that people won’t vote for her because she’s Jewish? That doesn’t make any difference to me. But she’s the wrong party for me. And she would not do anything in Washington except hold down a seat in Congress and be an obstructionist. I really liked her father-in-law. I dealt with him over the years. He was a fine gentleman. One of the finest businessmen that I’ve ever dealt with. I don’t see why she is ashamed of her married name. I wish she would be honest with the people.

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Editor’s Note: As far as I know, Kathy Manning has always used her own name, which is not unusual today, particularly for women who work.

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Well, I read in today’s fish wrap that Daniel Finnegan is leaving as the executive editor. Another rat jumping the ship. And the main reason for my call was the big lie last week when Stephen Doyle wrote the big editorial about the newspapers weren’t liberal or biased. How many people do you think really believe that lie? And the big lie is that we know that the pen is mightier than the sword. But they go down fighting, fighting. And even with the last gasp, the News & Record is on its way out. And we know that because of poor management and because of the liberal lifestyle. And because of the way that technology is today.

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Yes, they have on the news where a police officer was let go because he was working part-time as a security officer at a grocery store. And he Tazed an 11-year-old girl who was shoplifting and resisting arrest. And everybody wants to talk about how bad this man is for Tazing this 11-year-old girl. Yet they want to forget about the fact that, you know what? She was shoplifting, committing a crime. But we need to overlook that and look how bad this police officer is. This world is really going down in a handbag.

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I have seen this Bob Woodward that wrote the book about Trump on TV. And I thought he was a pretty good fellow. I’m 83. Am I the only man in the US that doesn’t realize that the Democratic Party paid him to write that book? And some of the news might have paid him to write it. They have throwed everything they can at Trump. What the Democrats want is a depression worse than it was in 1929. Anything to make him fail. But, so far, they haven’t done it. But they’re trying their best to. They fully intend to win this election in November. And this time they don’t want to fail like they did with Hillary Clinton. But they didn’t have nothing to run. And I don’t believe they’re going to have anything to run this time. But we’ll just wait and see. But the news is really having a heyday on the book.

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Yeah, this is for you Trump supporters that keep bringing up Hillary Clinton. Us Democrats no longer care about Hillary Clinton. What we care about is the Russians and James Comey helping Trump win the election illegally. It wasn’t a free and fair election. It doesn’t matter if Hillary lost. It’s the way Trump won that we care about. If you were any kind of American patriot, you would be concerned about it too, all these Russians in the White House helping Trump. Trump and you Republicans are the only ones bringing up Democrats. It has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton. And the Democrats that are coming out against Trump are his buddies, his friends. The ones getting arrested, the ones that are singing like little girls, they’re all Republicans.

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One of the problems with our country is the fact that some men, a lot of men, are just not men anymore. It all started when they started sending their wives out to earn money. You know, do their job for them, what they should be doing. The next thing you know, the wives are the ones who wear the pants in the family, who make the business decisions, because the men are just not man enough to support their wives and support their families. Then they start sending their wives and girlfriends to have abortions, because they’re not man enough to work and support a woman and a child. This is some of the biggest problems we have in our country today. Nobody just wants to admit it. It’s actually the elephant in the room when we’re talking about problems in our country.

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Hello. I would like to say that I’m a US citizen sitting here watching this Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. And you watch all these Democrats sitting up here. And they’re trying to make some kind of point, I guess. And they’re trying to discredit this man and just abolish his reputation. And I think that it is a shame that you got all these protestors in there. And they’re being paid. Because they have proven that, because people have seen money change hands in lines and stuff. I think that what they’re doing is a disgrace for Americans to sit here and watch. And I think that if it was a Democrat up there trying to be confirmed, you wouldn’t see all this. Oh, no, you would not see all this. Because the GOP don’t do this.

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Yes, this is in regards to the Senate hearing confirmation hearings on Brett Kavanaugh, I think it’s a shame that the Democrats, and the left, and protestors are disrupting that and being very disrespectful. Again, that just goes to show these people are being paid out by their activists or their lobbyists to do this. And it’s a really a shame. Do they honestly think the American people are that stupid not to know what they’re up to, that they’re getting money to protect other people’s interests?

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I just want to find out if those idiots that tore down Silent Sam, is the Statue of Liberty next?

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Well, I saw where Mr. LeBron James is at it again. He said that he sides with Nike. Well, who didn’t think those words would ever come out of his mouth? Are you kidding? Of course, we know what side you’re on, Buddy, because they pay you an astronomical amount of money. So, of course you’re going to say that. But I can tell you this, Mr. James, there won’t never be any more LeBron’s brought into my house. There won’t be any more Nike clothing, shoes, hats, anything come into my house. I’m done with you. You made your bed with Mr. Kaepernick. Now, lie in it with all the fleas, buddy. You have fun. And Mr. James, when it hurts your pocketbook, when it hurts your bank account, then maybe you’ll change your mind. But whatever. I don’t need your product anyway.

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It’s time to reveal the Democrats’ dirty little secret. The Ku Klux Klan was started by the Democrats. Has always been run by the Democrats. And always will be. Republicans have never belonged to the Klan. It’s always been the Democrats.

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Yeah, you know, the Sam statue that got tore down at UNC. Did you know that the person that started that protest and actually helped tear the statue down was a university teacher, and behind him students? But, still, yet no one seems to want to arrest them, because it was faculty that was behind the statue being tore down. If you do a search on this, you can find the individual’s name. And I’m on purpose not mentioning the teacher’s name that was actually involved in tearing the statue down. Here’s one even better. The police on the university was there on the scene and stood there and did not do anything and let them tear the statue down. There was a dean involved in ripping the statue down.

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I’m calling about Obama being on TV and slamming Donald Trump. I’d like to say this about him. You know, he was in office for eight years. And George W. Bush never said a thing about Obama. Not one word. For eight years Bush kept his mouth shut. And for eight years, Obama blamed Bush for everything that ever come up in his office. Everything was blamed on Bush for eight solid years. Nothing was ever Obama’s fault. And here goes Obama out there bashing Donald Trump. Why doesn’t Donald Trump get the same courtesy that Obama got? I mean, really? Obama is out there running his big mouth, when he needs to shut up and go away. We’re sick of it.

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A person who earned $100,000 a year has to get $50 an hour based on a 40-hour week. He has to earn $500 an hour to earn $1 million. What person’s education ever cost $500 an hour?

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On Saturday, I watched Cindy McCain place a wreath of flowers at the granite wall that commemorates those brave young men who died in Vietnam. They, like John McCain, are heroes. I wonder how many of the Vietnam War’s dead would be alive today if President Johnson and President Nixon would have listened to their secretary of state and generals.

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Anybody that thought that Rand Paul had good sense for two seconds, you’ve got it timed about right. Talking about giving people lie detector tests in the White House to see who sent that paper into The New York Times. Don’t you know that people sometimes that are innocent can fail a lie detector test? Undoubtedly, he don’t know that. They tell you he’s a doctor. I don’t believe I’d go to him if I had anything very much wrong with me. But that could have been done by anybody. They might not even be working in the White House. Don’t people know that’s reading this that if you print it that the Democrats will do anything in the world to try to get rid of Trump? Business is too good. It’s never been this way before. They just give us 201,000 jobs started last month. And Obama was speaking a while ago out in Champaign, Illinois. He’s taking credit for part of it, and he’s been out two years.

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The American sports fanatic is the most simpleminded, easiest influenced person on the planet. They can watch a sporting event. Let’s just say football. Then they’ll watch the interview after the game. And the player will have his hat on backwards. The next thing you know, that sports fanatic is walking around with that player’s jersey on with his hat on backwards. It’s just absolutely sickening. Doesn’t everybody know that all these games are fixed? The winner of the next Super Bowl has already been planned out, scripted and rehearsed. As a matter of act, the next 20 Super Bowls are planned out, scripted and rehearsed.

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Folks, the disgraceful behavior this week by the Senate Democrats at the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings should show the entire nation – if for some reason some didn’t already know – how pathetic, deranged, godless, warped, lunatic, ultra-liberal nut jobs the Democratic Party really is. I guarantee you, that if it was reversed, and the hearings were of someone picked by a Democratic sitting president, you would not see this pathetic, insane, childish, lunatic, warped behavior by Republicans. Registered Republicans, and all conservative voters, please, please, go to the polls in November in droves. The alternative, if God forbid Democrats win, will not be pretty, folks, to put it mildly. God help us if they win the House back.