Hello football fans. I consider myself to be a Carolina Panthers fan. But this season, they should consider playing Southern Guilford High School or maybe Ragsdale, possibly Dudley. However, Dudley might be a little too tough for them. Looks like the Carolina kittens are going to have to throw in the towel this year.
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Hey, Scott. I just wanted to tell you that I enjoyed your column this week, Dec. 1. But I have one objection. That picture of the Grimsley girls, that should have been a front pager. That would have been great on the front page of the Rhino. Love that.
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Good morning, Beep. I think the Green Party and the Hillary Clinton camp are holding up the nation’s work. As a whole, we need to move on. Also, I think that Mitt Romney should be done. He does not need to be in President Trump’s Cabinet. He would be running for president for himself and not for the American people’s good. Thank you.
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The crime of the century in the NC election. Talking about foolish people. Everybody needs to get real. The election’s over. Cooper has got more votes than McCrory. I don’t know why he don’t just give up. I mean, really. I don’t like Cooper either but, hey, the man won fair and square. Let’s get over with, people.
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Hello, Beep. It’s about 8:02. I just come across 16th Street and Yanceyville. And this car, this SUV come by me in the right lane. He was flying. There was a policeman sitting on the other side of the street to turn left like you’re going over to Church Street. Ain’t done not one thing about it. And this man was flying. You know, this Police Department is just getting really bad. Well, it’s been bad. But I come down Gate City Boulevard yesterday. Four cars, and I was behind different times at the stoplight, had them paper tags. Tags run out. That means they don’t got no insurance. Now, why not do something about it? There’s got to be a buzzer that goes off in Raleigh, the tag’s run out, or somewhere. When is the chief of police going to start doing something about the streets of Greensboro? He needs to get off his duff and get out and ride around his self. Thank you. Have a nice day.
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Well, I see Hillary Clinton has jumped on the bandwagon with that Jill Stein lady. I’d like to know what they are trying to accomplish. Hillary Clinton is doing the very same thing that she stood up there on that podium and chewed Donald Trump out for. And another thing, how come people are not looking into why Obama …
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Hey, I just watched the decision on the Keith Scott case on TV. Well, God bless Officer Vinson. He needed to do what he did. And it was black-on-black. No questions asked. And the people that talked to the police and lied about everything, now who’s racist? And his wife? She lied, too. He ain’t got no guns. He ain’t got no gun. And she knew all along that he did. So, what do we do? I mean, really? In other words, like I said, God bless Officer Vinson. And I hope that nobody tries to hurt him. People need to come together and stop all this racist crud. Thank you.
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Hey. Again on the Keith Scott case. They found Officer Vinson not guilty. People in the apartments and places that said, Officer, do you need glasses? That’s what creates a lot of incident like this.
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Hello. The Hillary campaign wants a recount. People in hell want ice water. Who’s more deserving? Southern Guilford and Otis here. Thank you.
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Donald Trump wants to privatize Medicare. As a longterm disabled person, I depend entirely on Medicare for my survival. I have no money to pay for private insurance. I hold all the people who voted for Trump fully responsible for this. Absolute scum, totally deplorable. May you all rot in hell.
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Would someone please tell Rick Forrester that he lost his race and, please, inform him to pick up all these signs out here that I see everywhere? Thank you.
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Hello, Rhino, Reid and Guilford County. As an independent conservative, I’m very happy with the presidential election results. I’m just thinking of the very, very short list of accomplishments of king Hussein Obama. But I do have something that the Democrats can take comfort in. I don’t have exact statistics, but I’m willing to bet that king Obama has done more for the street-level drug dealers that we have and the promotion of crack cocaine than any other president and should be proud of that. And I say that because he invented the Obama phone. And that in and of itself has done wonders for the crack trade. I welcome any feedback from anybody. But think I might be right on that. Y’all have a great day and a great weekend. Bye-bye.
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Good morning, Beep. I was wondering why Stamey’s Barbecue up here on Battleground is not getting rebuilt. And if they’re not going to rebuild, maybe we can entice Country Barbecue over to this side of town to open up another restaurant. We’re missing our barbecue. Please, hurry.
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I don’t know if America knows it or not, but there are 22 Muslim training camps in America as we speak right now. Our government knows about it, and they say they can’t do nothing because of right now they’re not breaking the law. My question is, what are they training for? These camps are being run by a man over in Pakistan. And he’s getting worried now that Trump is going to be in office. So, he’s telling his people to go out, get their guns, and their permits because Trump is probably going to try to go down in there and break these camps up, which he should do, since we have these spineless Republicans up there who won’t do a thing.
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Mr. Donald Trump has done more for America in the first few days than king Obama has in his eight years as being president. One thing Obama has accomplished, he has kept the golf course busy.
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It’s Dec. 1, and if we ain’t hitting the bottom of the barrel, I don’t know who is. The Obama administration says they got no problem with women signing up for the draft. We got drug dealers 6-foot 6-inches, weigh 250 pounds, sitting in prison watching color television, being fed, medical aid and all the rest. And talking about drafting women. I know it’s still not popular at this time, but you can’t never tell. They might start it. Obamas go along with it. Of course, he’s fixing to go out. That just shows you how far this country has stooped with that man as president. All the wars that we’ve had, we’ve won every war we’ve ever been in except Vietnam, and they wouldn’t let them win it. We did not have women in combat positions. But now they think maybe that would be the thing to do. Who wants to raise a little girl and see her get drafted and sent off overseas somewhere fighting in foxholes with a bunch of men?
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Hello. This is Friday, Dec. 2. I just want to tell everybody out there to be careful driving around Greensboro, because the fools are out in full force. I left work at lunchtime today. Went home, just over a mile long here in Greensboro. I had a lady on Holden Road make a U-turn right in front of me. Had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting her. Then I turn on my street, and they got a guy passing everybody else and on my side of the road and almost had a head on with him. So just be careful everyone. The fools are out in force. Thanks.
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I can understand how it’s against the law for telemarketers on the telephone while you’re driving. But the very idea that a telemarketer can call you and try to tell you how you won a trip when the tractor trailer beside you and three behind you, you running 65 or 70 miles an hour out on the highway. And the phone company giving them your number needs to be stopped. If they are going to protect us, that’s another way to protect the people. It’s absolutely ridiculous for a telemarketer to call you on your cellphone to start with. The phone is the best thing that has ever happened to this country, and one of the worst things.
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Editor’s Note: Don’t answer the phone while you’re driving.
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Happy birthday, Mrs. James. Looking good. Getting some press time. Nice boat, too. Sorry I’m late, but I usually do that to avoid the rush.
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