Yeah, John. Reading your piece in the Rhino Shorts about the fox in your backyard. I don’t think it was a gray fox. You say this one was taller, twice as tall as a red fox. But gray foxes are usually smaller. And all the ones I’ve seen, the gray fox is smaller, not as high as a red fox. And what I’m thinking is you may have a hybrid or a coyote in the backyard. We looked up on the internet about foxes and coyotes, and it’s really something the difference in all of them. So, anyways, thanks for the paper. Thanks for the news. And have a good day and keep up the good work. We need the Rhino. Bye.

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Editor’s Note: That’s what I thought, but I found photos on the internet that looked just like what I saw.

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You foolish Trump supporters that are so worried about the immigrants over here getting our taxes, getting our food stamps, getting welfare, voting in the elections again. You’re un-American. They cannot vote. They cannot get welfare. They cannot get anything without a Social Security number. And you only get that if you’re an American. You people are stupid. Nobody is taking welfare. Nobody is taking your food stamps. Nobody is getting any money. Nobody is voting. You’ve got to have a Social Security number.

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Many of us have made peace with the world but the world cannot make peace with itself. It will have to get along without us.

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I don’t know what other people feel about this here cablevision. But I feel like that we are paying high prices to watch commercials. You got to watch car building on two or three stations. And then it goes into all kind of ballgames and things. And then they have about 10 commercials. If you do happen to get a movie, you have about 10 commercials that you have to watch each time they break. One movie I was watching the other night had to cut off because the time run out and I didn’t even get to see the ending because they give out so many commercials. That’s what we’re paying for – commercials. Thanks.

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Yes, I have been watching the Maxine Water so-called protestors, activists, aggressors, as they are called, protesting this past week. The way to disperse that crowd is holler jobs, jobs, jobs.

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This is Bushmaster in Summerfield. I have a reliable, confidential source that what Trump loves is nothing but grandchildren and golf.

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I’m calling in regards to this security clearance that’s going on in the media right now that CNN, ABC, MSNBC and all them are having a big meltdown over. I’d like to say this: When you lose the White House, you should automatically lose your security clearance. You shouldn’t have one. John Brennan should have lost his a long time ago for the way he’s done. He just gets out there and lies and says the president should be up there for treason. He doesn’t need no security clearance. He should have lost his a long time ago. And for Anderson Cooper to come out there and talk about James Clapper has been in service and all this. So what? He’s left the White House. They no longer need their security clearance. It’s time that we stopped all this.

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My title is, the demonic Democrats diversion tactics again. If anybody doesn’t see spiritual warfare with the Democrats, two days before our president, the Don, goes home to visit his mom after a whirlwind tour, they ruined the party by coming out with we’ve got 12 rabbits under the hat. And we’ve got the names of all of them, but you’ll just never going to meet them. I think what we need to do is step back and realize, like the Don realizes, is we ought to take Putin to his word and let Mueller and his bunch of Democrats on his team, and the rest of them, go to Russia and sit down and investigate about Hillary’s 400 illegal or legal money campaigned that Putin mentioned in his speech.

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Good morning. Always enjoy your paper and find something interesting in it. I noticed in this week’s Under the Hammer, you ask why when Mr. Trump does something he’s criticized. And my favorite someone-else-did-it Mr. Obama did the same thing. I think the answer is pretty simple. Mr. Trump’s rude. He’s crude. He offends people. Therefore, everything he does is looked at from a negative aspect.

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I’d just like to remind all the Rhino Times readers that you don’t know the whole story on anything, even nonpolitical things, unless you watch Fox News. For instance, the other channels will tell you, two people were killed by a drunk driver. And sometimes they’ll give his name, and it’s Jose or somebody. What they don’t bother to mention is that the drunk driver is an illegal driving with no license, no insurance and he’s already been deported twice. This happens constantly. And the two callers who called in last week to dis you with narratives about all these things they didn’t like about Trump. It’s based on what they saw in the fake news, not on facts. All they need to do is look up some facts. Remember when they were trying to impeach Bill Clinton and people would say, oh, it’s the economy stupid.

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This is in regards to our congressmen, Ted Budd. His team is blocking constituents from posting on his official congressman Facebook page, which appears to be a violation of the First Amendment. And there was a case that came down in the past year that basically says this is legal. So what is this snowflake afraid of?

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After listening to David Parrish, our new city manager, discuss his local roots, graduate training and job experience, I had only one question: Why do we still have a mayor and City Council? The city just needs Mr. Parrish to run the city. The taxpayers pay him a generous quarter-million dollars to oversee the 3,000 city employees. We pay the mayor and City Council to do what? Here’s a strong message to this group of incompetent misfits: You are not elected for soapbox blathering about abolishing ICE or freeing the downtrodden homeless. In the last election voters were used by social justice ideologs to elect activists spokespersons, not leaders. Stop the extraneous crud and govern.

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I’m a resident of eastern Guilford County, and I was just wondering if Down East they can sue hog farms for hog farm odor. Can I sue the City of Greensboro for their sewer plant odor that I get greeted with every morning out of my house, which is outside the city limits? Just wondering. I might be able to make a buck or two here.

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Continuing. It would be great if the USA could lift those pesky sanctions regarding the $500 million Exxon oil leaks agreement for oil drilling in Siberia. We need to get those kickbacks going to stimulate America’s economy. I was not able to confirm this, but I was led to believe there was an ample supply of Chapstick available to minimize the incidents of chapped lips. I hope to be able to apply more of this fake news if it becomes available. Heil, Trump. Click. The click is the sound of my jackboots gently embracing each other.

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I have finally figured out the actions, behaviors of little lying loser Donnie, his administration and the Republican North Carolina General Assembly. Even mother nature makes mistakes every once in a while. And while these often take the form of genetic defects or mutations of various organisms, the only possible explanation for the actions, behaviors of the above individuals is that they are mutants that fell through the cracks of mother nature’s quality-control team. The good news is that as Chuck Darwin observed, the survival-of-the-fittest doctrine will cull from the herd the most unfit, inferior, feeble-minded organisms so that progeny have the chance of surviving. Bingo. That explains everything anyone needs to know about little lying loser Donnie, his administration and the North Carolina General Assembly. Oh wait, I guess there are those horribly misinformed troglodytes who believe the earth is only about 6,000 years old and that evolution is nothing but a theory.

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Editor’s Note: Evolution is a theory.

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There’s only one word to describe the conduct of the Democrats since President Trump was elected, and that word is deplorable. These people have been just deplorable. Since this man got elected, they have whined, cried, kicked and screamed and acted like a bunch of babies that they are. They have proved to America that they are not in favor of democracy and they don’t believe in democracy. As long as you agree with them, everything is fine. They are the party of acceptance and tolerance as long as you agree with them. When you shake the boat a little bit, they kick, cry, scream and someone has to put a pacifier in their mouth. They’re the biggest bunch of whining, crying babies I’ve ever seen in my life. And America is watching. Please, all Republicans, go to the polls in November. Let’s vote them all out once and for all and get rid of them. Let’s get these Democrats out of our government. They have no business having any voice in anything.

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I think it’s a shame in a town as big as Greensboro that if you have a family member with a disability or for low-income people, there’s a two-year wait list to be able to obtain residence in some of the income-restricted or disability-provided apartments. I’m sorry, but that is totally unacceptable. Investors, listen up, like I said, there’s a two-year wait list. You’re guaranteed your money from the federal government.

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Donald Trump in his first term will probably get another Supreme Court nominee. That will give him two. That will make the balance seven conservatives, two liberals. Hopefully, they’ll get two more in his second term. And that will give us nine to nothing conservatives on the Supreme Court. So, when we elected Donald Trump, what we did, we secured conservative leadership for the rest of our lives, our kids’ lives and our grandchildren’s lives, and probably our great-grandchildren’s lives. There hasn’t been conservative leadership on the Supreme Court since 1935.

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I don’t claim to be the brightest bulb on the tree, but the man that they chased for three days, they need to reduce his sentence a little bit – I don’t mean turn him a loose – just show the Guilford County and Highway Patrol how he eluded them for three days. Somebody, undoubtedly, had to turn him in, finally find him in Stanley County. I understand they was chasing him. I saw the car in the ditch right below the old Winn Dixie off 421 Highway. And he got away from them and stayed gone three days. He needs to show them how he done it.

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I just received your paper for the week. And I’m sitting here reading it. And I see that the City Council is trying to pass something for the panhandlers that are out here on the side of the street that are getting aggressive. And I’d like to say this to Sharon Hightower. I would like to say you are – you are awful to not pass this bill for these aggressive panhandlers out here. Some of them are on drugs. Some of them are out there in la-la land. And I’d like to say this to you. I’m sure you live in a really nice neighborhood. You’re getting paid by the taxpayers. And the North Carolinians do not want these panhandlers standing on every corner. You had the audacity to say something about the white companies. You know what? You’re getting paid by a lot of white people.

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This is just an observation. Ocasio-Cortez’s debut on the political stage and her highly socialist opinions raise an older point. And that is, why does it seem that South Americans in general have historically been so overridingly socialist? What is it with the culture that promotes socialism over capitalism, over merit-based achievement and success? There is a massive separation between the cultures of South America and North America. I don’t understand how the examples of, say, Venezuela and all across the planet have not just provided overriding examples to the negative.

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Fox News is reporting that some of the places in North Korea that have been tore down. And I understand that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer is looking for a high building to jump from.

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All the cable news is on fire about Trump’s sex life. As soon as they get done with that, I wish they would start on Bill Clinton’s sex life, John Edwards’ sex life, Ted Kennedy’s sex life, and let’s see what that turns out. Now, a lot of these people the time this happened was in office. Trump was not in office when this happened. Right or wrong, he was a private citizen. He wasn’t in office. The rest of them was in office. Well, John Edwards wasn’t, but he was fixing to be. And, of course, that killed him.

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So let me get this straight. Hillary Clinton lies, cheats and steals and buys the DNC’s debt and rigs the primary and loses the election. Donald Trump becomes the duly-elected president, and every electoral vote has been validated. Now the Democrats protest in the streets. The US attorney general allows Trump’s lawyer to be raided. They allow that information to be leaked. Are you kidding? Stalin is laughing in his grave at the mockery we are making of our democracy. It’s appalling. The Democrats, and all those Democrats jerks in government, should be fired, never elected again, all the above.

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It seems that Mr. Joe Crowley, the king of Queens, is just as crazy as the little twit that just beat him in the last election, wanting to pay people for being illegal. What about our people? What about recouping some of our money that we spent on trying to straighten this mess out. And they’re still illegal is the main word, illegal. People have lost their mind, their ever-loving mind.

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So, therefore, I wanted to say this. I think that it’s time that you ride through some of these neighborhoods where these people are out there and they’re panhandling. Not only that, I just think that it’s a shame that you’re sitting up there like you’re so high and mighty. And that you’re trying to knock out any vote that goes on. You’re no better than Bellamy that used to be up there. I think that you need to go. And you’re always putting down white people. And I think that that that’s wrong.

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Well, I seen on the news where the city is checking our trashcans and our recycle cans we put out to the street. And if you put too much trash in your brown can, and they give you a couple of warnings, they’re going to take your brown can. What do they think we’re going to do with the recycles then, huh? You know where they’re going? They’re going in the green can. Then maybe they’ll take the green cans. Then we’ll just dump our garbage out on the side of the road like people do in rural areas. That was a good idea. Take everybody’s brown can. Go ahead. See what happens. By the way, I do use my recycle can.

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A lot of callers are upset about what happened to the Hyper Sudoku. Man, if only, if only there were other sources in the world besides the Rhino Times to find what they’re looking for. Dag. Hate it for you guys.

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Good morning. It’s amazing that Twitter is shadowing people’s thoughts. I wonder who those people are that are shadowing other people’s thoughts in Twitterverse. Have a beautiful day.

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All I want to say is, let’s call them what they are. They’re beggars, not panhandlers. And who wants beggars on every corner?

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If ungodly, ultra-liberal, crooked Hillary Clinton is never indicted for her laundry list of corruption, then there is no real justice system left in this country anymore as I see it.

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This is in response to the gentleman who called the Beep in your July 26 edition and said he didn’t think the Supreme Court should go back and change the law regarding abortions. Well, they’re not. There is no current challenge to Roe v. Wade on the Supreme Court’s docket, nor is there any such challenge working its way up to the lower courts which might put it on the Supreme Court’s docket. So, telling him to rest easy.   That’s not how the Supreme Court operates.

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Yeah, this is for the obvious Republican who wants a Democrat to get up in his grill. What are you planning on doing, fighting? Do you not know any way to solve your problems with other people other than fighting? Try being civil once or twice. You might find it works out better for everyone.