Today in Burlington I saw the best bumper sticker of this presidential season. To be honest, I haven’t seen many. Reason for that, I believe, is a lot of people just don’t want the world to know how they’re voting. That’s sad to me. Anyway, this bumper sticker showed a picture of Hillary habitual-liar Clinton that read: Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire. That knocked it out of the park for me and more than made my day.

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Yes, I’d like to thank the Rhino Times for letting the citizens of Guilford County know what’s really going on in our county. You do such a wonderful job, and you deserve a big pat on the back. And just keep up the good work. I appreciate you guys. Thank you.

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There was fuss to the nut that don’t know the difference between the Black Panther Party and the Dudley High School Panthers. The party was established in 1964. DHS Panther mascot was established in 1942. There are times when a person life they have to genuflect ignorance. I am a graduate of Dudley High Class of 1955. There were only two high schools, senior high and DHS. Today there is only one high school that is named senior, the Pirates, the Eagles. Whirlies came later. I don’t think this person went to either school. May I suggest you go back to West Virginia. Panther Pride.

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Hello? Hello? What did I call? You’re not right.

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Good morning, Beep. John Hammer or Jerry Bledsoe might want to write a book on corporate greed and open up a can of worms as state employees posing as friends. Yeah, that’d be interesting. Or maybe I’m just upset because this Hyper Sudoku number 543B is kicking my behind. Have a good week.

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Have you ever noticed that this time of the year, the fall, every four years all of a sudden Republicans become racists? But the rest of the years, the other three years, there isn’t much talk about it. Come on, are you that lame that you believe these people? Then the other thing is, have you ever noticed also that when Bill Clinton was convicted it took DNA evidence, because he just lied, to convict him. And now with Hillary Clinton it’s taking court orders, dripping it out a little bit at a time, stalling. There’s no transparency with this woman. There’s no transparency with the Clintons. The only way you get anything is through DNA and court orders. Can you imagine when she gets control of the Supreme Court? And we’re basically, she throws amnesty to what, 12 million people? And all of a sudden we have only one political party in this country.

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Character and integrity matter and are very important. Crooked, lying people support and vote for crooked, lying politicians. The truth shall set you free. Call your next case.

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Yes, this is in regards to the caller who called in about what real men can do and can’t do and what they should be able to do. So, I’m gathering by what you said, because real men can choose to do whatever they want to. And, then, you mentioned something about abortion. It’s really saying that you feel that way, that women should have the free choice to be able to kill their unborn babies. And it’s sad that unborn babies, you know, are not able to choose life. And, evidently, you must feel that unborn babies don’t have any rights when actually they do. So, anyway, you think about it. Real men may be able to choose what they want to do when it’s wrong, but that doesn’t necessarily make it right.

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Hello, John. I guess my beeps aren’t good enough to get into the printed news. But I’ve got another one I’d like to say. I noticed in our water bill, on the little paper they put in there that the water rates went up 4.5 percent. And, also, a really good thing is that your vehicle tax, when you’re paying $10 to own a vehicle in Greensboro, now you’re going to be paying $30. That’s only a 200-percent increase. And I guess that’s to pay for the 60 percent increase that the fools up there voted their selves in a raise. I tell you, if you got a chance and you get to vote for somebody, if there’s a monkey running, vote for the monkey. I’m pretty sure he can do a better job than what we’ve got up there right now. Those people are pure fools. They’re thinking like Robin Hood, except they’re taking from the poor and giving to the rich, just like that museum. Thank you.

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Hello. I’m calling in regards to the athlete that is on the San Francisco 49ers that refused to stand up for the national anthem. His name is Colin. I can’t pronounce his last name. But I just want to say, if you are an athlete making $140 million a year, and you’re on the NFL, and you refuse to stand up for the national anthem, I just want to say, how dare you do that when you’ve got troops fighting for us, and for you to be out there playing on the field making all that money, and the troops are out there making like $30,000 a year. And you won’t even stand up in support of them. I feel like that’s kind of dirty. And I think it’s time for Roger Goodell to stand up and do something about him.

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NPR’s Weekend Edition graced us with an analysis of Hillary Clinton’s character. “Oh, this will be good,” I thought to myself. The new book, which directly addresses the issue, Crisis of Character, was not even mentioned, because it outlines the true nature of this dreadful little harpie. Obscenities, shrieking, violent outbursts and even minor assaults were not unusual when Hillary was behind the White House’s closed doors. NPR chose not to mention this aspect of her character, and went on to suggest that any such criticism was rooted in sexism and bigotry. But it’s not sexism. Hillary is an arrogant venomous shrew with a violent temper. Her nature is shrill and abrasive, and probably accounts for her conspicuous failure as a diplomat. This is not sexism. The warmed-over witch from the last century is just a very unpleasant person with a chronic mendacity problem. She makes Nixon look like a choirboy. Just sign me off as An Independent Thinker.

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Hi. I found it’s fairly obvious, very obvious, that people do not have any clues anymore about how to drive. You are not supposed to be on the left side of the yellow line, the double yellow line that goes down the middle of the road, unless you are passing someone. I just saw three cars on High Point Road, which now they want to call Gate City Boulevard, all of them were going the wrong direction in the left turn lane on the wrong side of the yellow line. Anyway, just fools driving normally.

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If you will print this, this is for my Democrat friends that would vote for the devil if Jesus Christ ran on the Republican ticket. They need to realize that Hillary Clinton wants to continue Obama’s stuff. Remember, he said, I’m fundamentally going to transform the United States, and he’s doing a good job, and Hillary Clinton is going to finish it up. If you don’t think that he clamps down on religion, talk to the people at Hobby Lobby that had to go all the way to the Supreme Court because they didn’t want to give a pill that they thought was a type of an abortion pill. And the Obama administration said you will give it. It’s giving to be communism in the highest order.

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Hello. Call me back. I even sent you a message. Dude, I had crazy money, but pop said I wasted it. I don’t have financials. I’m joining your pack.

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Uber cars should have to be registered as commercial vehicles like any other company providing the exact same service. Taxicabs and transportation services have to register their cars as commercial vehicles and apply commercial license plates to the car. And in conjunction with that have commercial insurance. But, you see, Uber, they’re special. They don’t have to even though they provide the exact same service, they do not have to register their cars as commercial vehicles. There should be an amendment to Senate Bill 541 to require Uber to register their cars as commercial vehicles. There is no gray area. Either it is a personal car or commercial car. If it’s a personal car, you run personal license plates, you cannot use it for commercial use such as a taxi.

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Hey, what happened to the gas prices? I thought they were supposed to come down. Looks to me like they’re going the other way.

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In Orson Scott Card’s praise of Tom Cruise, I found it very telling that he never mentioned Cruise’s performance in the movie, A Few Good Men. I have never seen a more blatantly overacted performance in my life. And this is a guy that Mr. Card says always gives such a nuance performance? All I can say is, Mr. Card wasn’t watching the same Tom Cruise that I was watching.

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You know what? I was watching TV, and they’ve been running a lot of clothing line, anti-Trump commercials lately. And I thought it was kind of hilarious when I saw it, because it shows Donald Trump and Dave Letterman on The Tonight Show talking about his ties and where they came from, his shirts, all that sort of stuff. And I think it’s downright hilarious, because you got to remember Jay Leno was The Tonight Show host after him for about a good 10, maybe 11, years. And after him, now they have someone else doing the show, because, you know, Jay also stepped down. So, you got to think about it. That commercial that they’re airing with Trump talking about his shirts and where they were made and stuff and all that information is probably very outdated, because Dave Letterman has not done The Tonight Show in almost 15 years.

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Yeah, I was wondering is the 13th District candidate on the Republican ticket actually running? I have been to the Guilford County Republican headquarters. No signs. No bumper stickers. No nothing available for that candidate. Went to Davidson County, still nothing available at the GOP headquarters. You know, out of curiosity, I went down off of Merritt Drive and checked out the Democratic headquarters, and they have signs for the 6th and the 13th Districts already out and all over Greensboro. I’m sitting here wondering, is the 13th District Republican candidate already dropped out of the race, or they just don’t have the financial funds to run, or what is the situation or the story behind this?

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Why do you keep on printing letters by Chuck Mann? He’s a liberal. He’s against hunting, fishing and the death penalty. He thinks the transgenders should have the same right as a good Christian. His letters shouldn’t be printed in a conservative paper. Give censorship a try.

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Hello, Rhino. Hello, people. I know it just like you know it. Politics, HB2 and Black Lives Matter are the hot topics. Southern Guilford County here. Can you think of anything else more important to bring to the table? There’s other matters we, as Beep callers, are overlooking right here in the triad. Thank you.

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I was observing the horse and pony show carried on by Guilford County Board of Education regarding renaming Aycock. I would like to suggest a few good candidates to replace the Democratic governor, Charles B. Aycock. Let’s start with Jesse Jackson, maybe Al Sharpton. Or the Democratic senator KKK Robert Byrd.

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Man, I sure hope somehow Trump can beat Hillary Clinton. He’s going to get my vote. I hope he can beat her so we can get rid of all of these people that say they’re going to move to Mars, or Canada, or whatever, like Streisand and Sharpton and Rosie O’Donnell and Beyonce, and all them clowns that say they’re going to move to Mars. Let’s see if they really do. I hope they do. Be nice to have them out of here, especially Sharpton and clowns like that. So, come on, Trump. I hope you can win. Everybody get out and vote. Vote for this guy. We’ve got to get Hillary out of here. We cannot have Hillary running this country for eight years, because that’s what she’ll do. We’ve already had one bozo in there for eight years. And you know who he is. King Obama. Let’s get her out of here.

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Yes, I’m calling in regards to the teachers’ salaries that the governor and Trudy Wade is saying is $50,000 for an average teacher. Now that is completely baloney. My daughter has been a teacher for 21 years. She makes $41,000 last year. This year with this new fantastic raise, she’s going to making $42,200. Now, where is this $50,000 that the average teacher is supposed to make? Somebody is pulling our chain. I don’t believe any of these phony politicians. Have a good day. Bye-bye.

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Editor’s Note: They didn’t say every teacher makes over $50,000, but that is the average salary, which means some make more than $50,000 and some, like your daughter, make less.

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The City Council must not think much of the intelligence of the voters in Greensboro. They have indicated that they haven’t raised taxes for the 10th consecutive year. However, they have increased water and sewer rates 4.5 percent, and vehicle license fees increased $20 to a total of $30. These are some significant increases in a town that’s already known for having significantly higher property tax rates than Raleigh and Charlotte and many other surrounding areas. And on top of that, they think the voters in Greensboro are stupid enough to vote themselves a tax increase. It’s called the bond issues. And with the existing $60 million in leftover monies from previous bonds, it just seems like this council just can’t get its hands on enough money to spend.

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Our public schools or government schools are fomenting racial hatred towards white people amongst nonwhite students. And they are projecting guilt upon the white children.

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I was just watching TV about the Clintons. You know, I was just wondering what they want to leave the legacy for their grandkids when they talk about their grandfather. He was impeached, the president of the United States of America was impeached because he couldn’t keep his britches on. And their grandmother, she’s a crook. She stole money. All the money they stole from the taxpayers of the US and everybody else they could steal money from. That’s really something for your grandkids to grow up and go to school, and they’re talking about your grandparents, how good they were, and they were thieves, and whatever. That’s really amazing. Hope the Clintons are satisfied. I hope their grandkids will get over it.

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It’s Tuesday, August 30. And I didn’t know a few minutes ago that Barack Hussein Obama had appointed 360 federal judges in this country as a lifetime appointment. That’s why the House Bill 2 was repealed by them. It will be where a state can’t pass a law because these federal judges can overrule it. That’s what he meant when he said, I’m fundamentally going to transform the United States of America. Most people that’s Democrats has been voting Democrat all their life do not realize what this man has done to this country and how unsafe it is with what’s gone on with Iran.

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Beep, I was just wondering, how many more emails, deleted emails, does the FBI have to find before the Democrats start thinking, well, you know, this lady might be a crooked liar.

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I don’t know how much news this will make because of the bias media, but Huma Abedin’s mother is really quite a radical individual, believes in Sharia law, mercy killing, wife beating, female genitalia surgeries and just far out really far out Muslim beliefs that are not compatible with most Muslims in this country, let alone some of these Republican women who have distaste for Trump as well as Democratic woman and feminists, OK? Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite. This woman is a known radical in the Muslim world.

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I was just reading the letters in the August 29 issue, and someone made a statement about Donald Trump would never defeat ISIS. That may be true, because of the reasons that they stated, but on the flip side, we may be easily able to cut down on the successfulness of them considerably than the opposition to what Barack Obama has done in the last seven years enhancing their capability by basically helping them instead of trying to stop them. Thank you.

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I just heard on the news that The New York Times among comments about the voting laws here in North Carolina. My grandson lives in New York City. So, please, be advised that maybe they should be concerned about New York. They have only one day, that’s correct, only one day to go to the polls, the Tuesday of voting in November. And that’s it. Maybe North Carolina should follow their voting laws and only take one day. I’m all for it and voting ID.

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It seems that everybody protesting nowadays is making remarks in regards to Trump’s clothing that the wears, that it’s made in foreign countries. Well, the reason why all the manufacturing is being made in foreign countries is because Hillary Rodham Clinton’s husband started the NAFTA deal and all of our manufacturing companies were shipped out of our country. I’d like to know where what she’s wearing was made at. I don’t understand why everything that Trump says that this media gets on there and picks it and picks it and picks at everything that he has to say. I wish about half of them media women would get off of the TV because they seem like to me they like to pick on him the most.

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Hey, Kaepernick, be thankful you live in a country you can pull off a move like that and just sit for the national anthem. Think about those two guys that maniac in North Korea executed earlier this week. One of them for just falling asleep in a meeting. The other one for pretty much disagreeing, having another opinion, different opinion, than what he had. They were executed. They were not shot or hung. They were killed with an anti-aircraft gun. Imagine what that did to them, in public, out in the square. So, just be thankful, buddy, that you have the right to do what that move that you pulled.

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Mr. Card, lighten up on Flo. She’s the sexiest thing on TV.

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I hear people call in and complain about the salaries of people that work for the school system and how much money they make, these are taxpayer dollars paying for this. When are they going to start complaining about the same people doing the same job in charter schools? Oh, wait a minute. They can’t, because charter schools don’t have to disclose any of that information. So they take taxpayer dollars and have no written accountability for it, no transparency whatsoever. That’s why I can never be behind a charter school.

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Editor’s Note: A charter school is accountable to the parents. If the parents don’t like the school, they can pull their kids out and the state funding follows the kids.

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Carrie, I think I’m falling in love with you. Have a great day.

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